ahhhh getting married tomorrow – any advice?! wrong answers only
You're always right... Don't ever back down
Congrats. Your partner is always right. :)
Wrong answer: micromanage every moment. (Serious advice - don’t forget to eat tomorrow!)
Congratulations! As long as you remember which way the TP goes, you’ll have a long and happy marriage.
Forego tuxedo, wear gym shorts and a t-shirt that says “it isn’t even mine”
All the guests have come for a long, deep and meaningful chat with you on your wedding day. Make sure you fulfil this obligation instead of trusting that everyone is there to have fun and support you 🤗
If your partner never did something before and he finally does it for the first time, remember to criticize his efforts if they don't meet your standards!
hahaa I too am married and have a funny yet relatable answer to this
definitely start a company with them! ideally, the headquarters is also your one bedroom apartment.
remember to shy away from the hard conversations - pushing them down the road will always be better
They like it when you explain to them exactly how they feel all the time.
yooo congrats!!! always grade each others' chores -- "that dishwashing was B minus"
Whenever your partner is upset, just tell them firmly to “calm down”. Always works with super positive results.
congrats! relationships are anti fragile — the worse you behave the stronger they become
Did you give their parents the amount of your s/o’s body weight in Bitcoin as dowry? Otherwise they will never truly accept you as family 😔
Assert dominance at all times, specially with the mother in law.