“It loves me ok? Wouldn’t you want to free something you love? Not my fault it’s escaping”
"My name's Sam, and you might be wondering how I got in this position."
“To our surprise, a global campaign to scan everyone’s eyeballs generated a lot of negative press.”
what's the deal with computers? you put in some words, it puts out some words. sometimes the words always start with "I'm sry, I can't give you those words" *seinfeld bass riff*