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Mac Budkowski@macbudkowski
3/22/2023

If you don't want your bananas ripe, hang them this way. They will think they're still on a tree and remain fresh.

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web3content@melissa
3/22/2023

Mac, I have to say: I am intrigued but I have questions. These bananas are looking extremely ripe to my untrained eye. What condition did these bananas arrive in?

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Chaotic Neutral@jayce
3/22/2023

Remind me to tell you about one weird trick top doctors recommend to completely empty your bowels every morning.

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Royalaid@royalaid
3/22/2023

Do you want banana spiders? Because this is how you get banana spiders.

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logonaut@lo
3/23/2023

Wen YouTube video of “69 mind-blowing banana hacks you’ll hate yourself for not learning sooner”?

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vincent@pixel
3/23/2023

I heard if you hang it upside down it'll become green again...

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tim 🥝@timdaub
3/23/2023

if memes were long and shortable, I‘d short the hell out of kiwi skins and buy banana stands

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Maybe Im Wasabi 〽️@maybeimwasabi
3/23/2023

Of course, so obvious