I’m always stressed about wearing nice clothes because if the apocalypse happens then I’ll be that fucking rich looking guy in the survival party but also I can’t wear tactical clothes because I’m not a daily asshole so I guess its just my fate to end up dressed like a Zombieland Adam fucking Sandler
Damn, I’ve never considered the apocalypse angle when getting dressed for the office…
getting those forever clothes just right is a real challenge! gotta have the look
There is a happy middle ground that lets you signal you care what you look like and that you don’t care to be looked at.
You know you can get tactical gray man suits right? You can’t even see the tastefully concealed zombie machete
This is why Lululemon + Vans = instantly capable of executing any and all functional movements
I can't wait until we all go full Star Trek and I never have to think about sense to wear.
embrace the way of no choices and constant equilibrium. i have 30 of the same shirt. and 💯 black clothes
ghost outfit - apocalypse outfit - revenge outfit you basically need to be ready everyday for all 3
Designer workwear (Craig Green) or Techwear is the way to go. Streetwear pretty good for running away too.
The whole shirtless thing makes so much sense now
The people with the patagonia and company swag are first on my list to eat as a zombie
Be the paracord Rolex you wish to see in the world….
This is the kind of content I resonate with 😂 I’m constantly prepared for my escape, live in NYC so all other forms of transportation are meaningless 😭