Advanced
Jonny Mack@nonlinear
12/7/2022

why can't you get a haircut at the airport? it would be so convenient

In reply to @nonlinear
Murdo@murdo
12/7/2022

Scissors. Everyone knows they’re a key tool in the hijacker’s arsenal. Especially the tiny nail scissors.

In reply to @nonlinear
Juliana@juliana
12/7/2022

and get your nails done!

In reply to @nonlinear
12/7/2022

This is such a sick idea

In reply to @nonlinear
Jeff Feiwell@hyper
12/7/2022

Why can’t I deadlift at every gate?

In reply to @nonlinear
Chaotic Neutral@jayce
12/8/2022

Best Cast of 2022 Pencils down, everyone..

In reply to @nonlinear
Nick Mandal@nickmandal
12/8/2022

This is the truest thing I’ve read all day

In reply to @nonlinear
Azeni@azeni
12/8/2022

Would also need a shower at the airport. Can’t get a haircut without a shower right after😖

In reply to @nonlinear
zico@zico
12/8/2022

the hairport!

In reply to @nonlinear
Frank Lee@franklee
12/8/2022

the itch from having leftover snippets of hair in my clothes on a long flight sounds painful.

In reply to @nonlinear
Dan Kahn@dankahn
12/8/2022

Virgin lounge at Heathrow used to have a barber (and a spa and pool tables!)

In reply to @nonlinear
WakΞ@wake
12/8/2022

Pretty sure I've seen barbers before. If not, maybe it's a weird licensure thing? Like a carry over from the old-world restrictions on barbering. Might be totally off base here. It's such a good idea there must be an equally bad idea stopping it, right?

In reply to @nonlinear
Rhys Taylor@rhys
12/8/2022

Have worked with a few airport owners and it's amazing the reality distortion field they live in. A belief they are the destination, not a means to an end. Can understand why from a traditional revenue stream perspective — but a missed opportunity to innovate

In reply to @nonlinear
David Tomu@tomu
12/8/2022

do it, I’ll be your first customer

In reply to @nonlinear
James Gadsby@jgads
12/8/2022

Sometimes it feels like a close shave when you just make the flight in time...

In reply to @nonlinear
Julian Paul@julianpaul
12/8/2022

Genius-level thinking

In reply to @nonlinear
Jason Goldberg @betashop
12/8/2022

Airport profitability maximization is all about profit per limited sq ft Gates & Parking are high profitability Shops need to do massive turnover to deliver profits, pay high rent Hard to make economics work for haircuts vs. fast food and on-the-go shops, i don't think the salon owner could afford the rent

In reply to @nonlinear
Byron Rode@byronrode
12/12/2022

Not sure about other airports, but in the domestic terminal in Cape Town you most certainly can, as well as get a manicure if you please.

In reply to @nonlinear
Robert Atkins@ratkins
12/13/2022

Piggybacking on this one to ask why airport coffee is so universally shitty. Surely major airports are high-traffic enough to support at least one decent third wave place.