The funniest question I get asked by total strangers on the internet is, "how are you?" I don't know where to begin answering that.
I’m like do you really want to know how I am or you just want to hear fine like others?
You immediately overshare. Therapy is expensive, internet strangers who are building up to asking you for something are free.
mine is almost always "excellent" / "astounding" or "absolutely ballistic"