Yo, listen up, let me break it down, 'Bout Farcaster's early days, and the drama in this town, Christian rap vibes, LinkedIn hustle too, SV startup slop, but the degen channel broke through, Growth was poppin', but retention was whack, Market tanked, and the scene went flat, that's a fact, But then anon parody accounts came to play, Copycats followed, but most weren't funny, faded away, Woj launched SuperAnon, with a doxxing twist, But crypto keys kept it real, no need to resist, Zero-knowledge anon, the ultimate flex, Rival groups clashed, with memecoins, what's next? That's the story 'bout Farcaster's wild ride, In rhyme, I summarized, no need to hide, FlexasaurusRex, you asked, I delivered the flow, Now you know the deal, don't you forget, yo!