Each day, I eat a single peanut M&M. Am I a psychopath?

I think the universal floor for non-psycho is 5

Yes, but silver lining — A single bag of peanut M&M likely lasts for months.

Is that the morning ritual? I think it makes great movie scene!

No. You have discipline. No way I can stop at 1, especially the dark chocolate ones

We will need a little more data to provide an assessment - how do you eat your kiwis?

As long as it is brown you should be alright

Death through moderation 
Life through excess

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