you’re going an adventure (you define the adventure, don’t ask me any questions). there are 5 animals, but you can only bring 4. which are you leaving behind? lion, horse, cow, rabbit, monkey. (I’ll tell you what it means in 24 hours)
Do they know we’re a team? If not I’m leaving Lion so they don’t eat everyone. Otherwise I pick Rabbit. Wait then I have nothing to pet. Cow, we can go veg, no wagyu. I say leave Cow.
I'm leaving the monkey behind, because monkeys scare the fuck out of me.
Monkey. Lions when well fed can be tame, a monkey will rip your face off for fun.
I have a duty to also bring my animal friends back from the adventure. The fragile & weak 🐰 is the most likely to NGMI, so I’d leave him behind. The others are resilient and sturdy, except perhaps the 🐒 who can always ride safely with me on the 🐴. The 🦁 will scare off predators. The 🐮 will provide milk
rabbit 🦁: protection 🐴: transportation 🐮: food 🐵: butler and amusement
Horse for sure, what kind of adventure would I want to go on where practical decisions are my guiding force?
For easier harmony, a logic would leave the 🦁 behind. But I like the king of the jungle so will leave the 🐇 behind.
Gut reaction is monkey. Too unpredictable, I’m not choosing to travel with a monkey.
wherever we're going the cow will slow us down. Lion will keep us safe Horse can be ridden Monkey can climb up Rabbit can squeeze into small spaces Cow can... well it has 5 stomachs which is pretty impresssive
Leaving the cow, so you can move quickly. Cow: 25 mph Rabbit: 35mph Monkey: 34mph Horse: 40mph Lion: 40mph And the monkey and the rabbit can ride the horse. So your minimum speed can be 40 mph.
i'm scared of monkeys i'm scared of lions i'm scared of cows i'm scared of horses i'm scared of rabbits
I’ve seen Life of Pi 😂 no need to bring the lion-We are the lion.
Monkey. You know that MFer is going to stab you in the back the first chance it gets.
FOLLOW-UP: this question is a version of a Japanese personality test that surfaces your priorities, particularly in stressful or exciting situations. the animal you chose to leave behind represents an area of life you would be willing to sacrifice. what each animal represents is threaded below :)
gotta be the lion otherwise three of them are gonna have a bad time
how did I miss this! lion and horse were the for sure keepers those homies ride up front. monkey felt like, in case I needed a friend but could get selfish/annoying. rabbit felt like, useful at scouting and finding, but a little hard to trust. and cow just felt like a benevolent but huge drag. so cow is out.
Definitely the lion — because he’s just going to eat the other ones & I’m not a lion tamer. The rest will get along together fine (although that monkey could be a handful depending on type).