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12/5/2022

All I want for Christmas is a clear vision which microblogging social media whatsit survives into the coming year.

12/1/2022

The internet can be a grim and upsetting place, but then you stumble over cat socks, and you’re feeling fine again.

In reply to @linda
12/1/2022

I assume he had to chew his sweets on the side opposite the blue tooth or OUCH!, wireless agony.

In reply to @briang
12/1/2022

Everybody wants a disability these days. Or an affliction. It’s fashionable, apparently. And attention grabbing, or so they hope. Go figure.

In reply to @phil
11/28/2022

Adobe Creative Cloud. That’s a controversial response, but Adobe software makes it possible for me to have a place to live and the food to eat therein.

11/27/2022

I shiver a little and feel slightly sick to my stomach when I imagine the Your Money Back (If Not Completely Satisfied) concept having been applied to NFT sales.

11/24/2022

Sometimes I think I should stop creating crypto art, but I like creating crypto art, because with crypto art, the only client is my whims. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

11/24/2022

The Plymouth colonists and the Wampanoag RETURN FROM THE GRAVE to eliminate the Broadway segments from the Macy’s Parade in my fanfiction.

In reply to @dzeeroggs
11/24/2022

How does that even work? It’s just monitoring users’ wallet addresses attached to their Farcaster profile, right?

11/23/2022

Just for chuckles as I wind things down for a long holiday weekend...

In reply to @dwr
11/23/2022

Unless the NFTs are super high-res, I’m doubtful you’ll be happy with the results of upsizing for wall art. Print-on-demand services require hefty resolution for good results across all products (prints, shirts), like 5000px at 150 ppi, whereas an NFT might be only 2000px at 72ppi.

11/23/2022

Sorry to shill, but 40% off shirts for the extended Black Friday whatsit, and I bank only a buck per, and you'll catch your death of cold with no shirt on: https://www.teepublic.com/user/etherbrian

11/22/2022

Paku paku paku paku etc. https://youtu.be/6EdFhBaJ5IY

In reply to @etherbrian
11/21/2022

Actually... they're animated within the desktop app but not on iOS.

In reply to @etherbrian
11/21/2022

WHOA! They work now! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

11/21/2022

It's too bad that GIFs lose their animation here, but you shouldn't smoke, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

11/21/2022

An automobile I have driven for more than ten years, which I consider trustworthy, is convinced the carburetor will shortly experience a systemic risk. I don’t know anything concrete, but if it were exposed, I would be cleaning it.

11/21/2022

gm ferens

In reply to @pmarca
11/21/2022

Confetti is all fun and games until it’s time to clean it up.

11/20/2022

Get down with your mecha self. https://youtu.be/4CM_xCf-0pM

11/20/2022

The Everlasting Gobstopper is the NFT of food.

11/20/2022

Bored Ape Gravy Boat Club, in this economy.

11/20/2022

The synergy of reflexivities consolidates, verbatim, the propensity for multi-tiered conversational post-extremities, relying on the mean sum of multiple unintended consciousnesses. I think.

11/19/2022

One year ago, I’d spend a Saturday creating art for NFTs, various things that I’d dreamed up a few days prior, creations created to make me happy, not fulfill a client request. Please pardon… fΞΞling wistful!